A Visit from Father of Ultra
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even Gorosaurus watching Speedy Gonazales cartoons;
Gorosaurus: Look what happened to that cat, well at least he didn’t deal with a kangaroo.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Father of Ultra soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of Gigan danced to Jingle Bell Rock in their heads;
And Mothra in her 'kerchief, and I, Godzilla in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Godzilla: I thought it was a ladder, like the Tim Allen Christmas classic movie, The Santa Clause say it too be, well back to the poem.
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave a lustre of midday to objects below,
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny kaiju,
With a little old driver so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment he must be the Father of Ultra.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, Baragon! Now, Pagos! Now Neronga and Magular!
On, Gabora! on, Anguirus! on, Guiron and Jiger!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
Rodan: Don’t forget about me, Rodan, the red-nose Kaiju.
Baragon: Rodan, you are not in this poem.
Rodan: Grrrrr. (flies away)
As leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;
So up to the housetop the coursers they flew
With the sleigh full of toys, and Father of Ultra too—
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little kaiju paws.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Father of Ultra came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a pedler just opening his pack.
His eyes—how they twinkled! his dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
Father of Ultra: Uh I actually silver, red, fit, and got horns also an awesome cape.
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
Gabara: What you called me?
Father of Ultra: Hey Shrek, you're not in this poem, please leave.
Gabara: Shrek? Where?!?
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”
Gamera: There’s it done.
Orga: You just change some words, and add random cameos from Rodan and Gabara.
Gamera: Well it’s a great poem so I only changed some of the words.
Ultraman: Wait, the Father of Ultra was Santa Claus?!?
Ultraman Ace: Yes, did you see the episode of my series, Ultraman?
Ultraman: Well I didn’t know that you even got a Christmas episode, Ace, so no.
Mother of Ultra: Well I also Mrs. Claus, in all green.
Zoffy: And I was Black Peter the head elf.
(everyone stares at Zoffy)
Ultraman King: Zoffy, you got one of the worst names that I ever heard of.
THE SOME BIG NEWS....
Time Keeper
You known that you redesign her costume, right?
Uh......
Fine APRIL FOOLS I made changes to everything on Blue Phantom line-up change some origins and name changes.
When he finally do my debut story?
Blue Phantom
Until he stop being focus on that Makuta moc.
Time Master
Well I going to watched that Blue Phantom movie in 2032, so good bye and April Fools.
BLUE PHANTOM #19 The Ravages of Time
Time Master
It's time that the Sixth Phantom will know of my presents know.
(L: Street corner)
Molly Cyrcus
Alice, what we've doing today?
Alice McAllen
I don't know Molly, but we've are going to the movies.
Molly Cyrcus
What movie we've going to see, a lame chick flick or awesome action movie?
Alice McAllen
Un...Molly something is wrong with...the...pace......
(SFX: SSSSSLLLLLLLLOOOOOWWWWWW)
Molly Cyrcus
Alice? Alice? She is frozen in time, but why I didn't get frozen.
Time Master
Because you are Jennifer “Molly” Kendra Cyrcus, also know as The Blue Phantom VI, Sister of Amanda Mitchell McAllen-Cyrcus a.k.a. The Purple Owl VI, Daughter of Randall and Wanda Cyrcus, Niece of The Great Late James Cyrcus, Cousin of Robert and Jane Cyrcus, The Granddaughter of ….....
Molly Cyrcus
Okay I get you know me very well and all, but WHO ARE YOU?!?!
Time Master
I am The Keeper of Time, himself, The One that sees time as all past by, I Am The Time Master.
(SFX: FFFFASSSSTTT)
Molly Cyrcus
Wait, hey everything back to normal speed.
Alice McAllen
Molly, what the hell is that?
Molly Cyrcus
I didn't know.
Alice McAllen
Please, somebody tell me, what is that about.
Time Master
Well, I can't say what's happen to you in future, but I can say that my sword slow down the time waves, down.
(L: Unknown Location)
Cyber Female
Fools, I haven't any fun from last months of so. Now we've Demons and whoever-that-false-phantom's name is?
(On TV [News Man
Today, The Mayor will released plans for the Old Hermes Center Building in North Baton Rouge into a Cyrcus-Keys funding Tower for our town heroes, Blue Phantom and Purple Owl.])
Cyber Female
What, they giving her and her sidekick a place from call to action, well I gonna to have some fun, any all.
(L: Alice's Resentment)
Molly Cyrcus
So why you are hey for?
Time Master
You been didn't what the true power of your energy really is.
Molly Cyrcus
Well I didn't beat some enemies, with the Hope Lion as for last ditch ever.
Time Master
You should used it only for the most Powerful of Villains.
Molly Cyrcus
Like Armageddon AND Dark Phantom?
Time Master
With Armageddon Yes, but that fool also a yes.
Molly Cyrcus
Okay what other things that you don't like about here?
Time Master
Well your government really thinks of trying to get a greedy billiard as POTUS.
Molly Cyrcus
That I really don't know.
(SFX: ppppppppppppooooooooooowwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr)
Alice McAllen
Hey I thought already pay the bill.
Molly Cyrcus
I guess Cyber Female is doing this terror, I must her.
Time Master
Wait, I will go with you.
Molly Cyrcus
Why, your a Time Lord, with wearing Vahi and have the Risling?
Time Master
Because beside of the other Time- theme homages, I can stop before any one knows it, and plus I show you how a real swordsman does combat.
Molly Cyrcus Okay.
(SFX: ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP)
Cyber Female
So, where's this building, that Blue Phantom going to be in at?
Random Guy
Please don't Circu.....
Cyber Female
Silence!!!
(SFX: HHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWLLLLLL)
Blue Phantom
Hey walking tin-lady, I having see you since that fail-ladies night out of last year.
Cyber Female
Blue Phantom, I been waiting for you, now you and your purple wearing partner may be destroyed!
Blue Phantom
Well you think that my partner, the Purple Owl will be here, but she somewhere else. So instead this guy helping me.
Cyber Female
Oh really, is it that Red Guy, again?
(SFX: SSSSSLLLLLLOOOOWWW)
Time Master
No it is I, The Keeper of Time, himself. The Time Master.
Cyber Female
Uh..Who?
Time Master
Oh yeah, forgot it...
Cyber Female
I don't know you what you are, but I going kick your...
(SFX: SSSSLLLOWWW)
Time Master
You can't defeating a old sage, with strange lighting powers alone.
(SFX: SSSLLOWW)
(SFX: ZZZZZZZZZZAPPPPPPP)
Cyber Female
I will destroyed you, Time Lord!
Blue Phantom
He didn't got a phone booth.
Time Master
True.
Blue Phantom
How you know, it?
Time Master
I'm got friends, who are Time Travelers.
Cyber Female
SHUT UP!!!
Blue Phantom
Uh.
(SFX: HHHHOOOWWWLLLLL)
Time Master
Good now, bring something to made this battle more epic.
Blue Phantom
Released the Hope Lion?
Time Master
No, A other kind of Kingly Beast.
Blue Phantom
Okay?
Time Master
Oh Boy
(SFX: RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)
Blue Phantom
You got a Golden T-Rex!?!?!
Time Master
Yelp, he is named The Time Tyrannosaur Rex.
Cyber Female
Oh God, not the dinosaur.
Blue Phantom
Now she is going walk the dinosaur, alright.
Time Master
Oh good.
Cyber Female
AAAAAAHHHH.
(SFX: RRRROOAAARRRR)
Blue Phantom
Thanks for helping me.
Time Master
Your welcome, if you know that in someday Peace, Joy, Healing, & Love will show you why you are the Hope that defeated the Chaos around this world.
Blue Phantom
Did you hinting at anything?
Time Master
Only some of the some things, not the really major ones.
Blue Phantom
Okay so this mean goodby.....
(SFX: SSSSLLLLOOOWWW)
Blue Phantom
Where's did he go at?
(L: The Moon)
Time Master
We've will see you again, Molly.
Dark Voice
Wow, this story should have been released by 5 months ago.
Time Master
I hear you Dark Master, and if this story was released in March than all the chaos didn't happed.
Dark Voice
Okay...
The End.